Thank you. Thank you, one and all.
This is too much. I’m truly humbled by this honor.
First, the “Internet’s Expert of the Year.” Then the 2003 American Council on Exercise “Personal Trainer of the Year.” Now this!
Huh? What do you mean it’s not my award? C’mon – it’s just like the whole city taking credit back when the Ravens won the Super Bowl. (Ah, the good old days.)
Okay, we’ll share. Way to go, Baltimore.
(Of course, you do realize awards like this are a sham made up by a handful of guys who haven’t done anything even vaguely resembling research. Remember, it’s all in fun.)
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